Pay for the pizza or pay the slice

by Slokisvski

23 Comments

  1. Definitely a crime. Arguably, a pizza crime. And yet, I don’t see any pizza.

  2. Crime against a pizza place. Not what we typically see in this sub, but I’ll take it.

  3. Salesman214

    I waiting for her to say she setting up a go fund me to pay her bill.

  4. DoomdUser

    This whole thing is just strange. This girl is obviously insane, but generally in ~~restaurants~~ pizza places you pay first before they serve you the food, so I’m not sure how she ended up owing them money to the point she was arrested for it.

    I guess maybe she ordered like 25 pies for pickup and then was just like “I’ll get you tomorrow!” When she showed up?

  5. apeocalypyic

    Missed opportunity for “pay the slice or pay the price”

  6. You Americans need better healthcare this person is clearly got issues

  7. Open_Pineapple1236

    This is obviously a crime, but less of a pizza crime than the usual crimes in this sub.

  8. Jolly-Biscuit

    “defrauding an innkeeper” sounds pretty awesome tho

  9. ChiefWeedsmoke

    This woman was having an obvious manic episode and the fact that none of the officers here were trained to recognize that is completely inexcusable. The only appropriate thing to do would have been to haul her in for a psych eval, can’t believe she was taken to jail over like a $30 restaurant bill. What a shithole country.

  10. TCristatus

    What is the charge? Eating a pizza? A succulent Italian pizza?

  11. my_4_cents

    Pay for your slice or pay the price

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  12. ChalkLicker

    Can’t one of these cops just ask for the phone number of a family member? This seems like something we don’t need the legal system invited with.

  13. FaceTimePolice

    “I need my phone to log into Facebook and have Morgan Wallen pay my pizza bill” is a hell of a Mad Libs entry. 😂

  14. probsthrowaway2

    She’s done this a couple times I’m sure this is the first place that’s called her out on her bullshit most likely.

  15. MadMaxBeyondThunder

    It was worth watching just to hear the charge.

  16. verbosehuman

    She actually said “boyfriendS,” and then started to explain that “they…”

    What absolute garbage.

  17. Michami135

    “I had money in my account, and now I don’t. It happens all the time.”

    Relatable.

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